J.Lo's beauty regimen solves unemployment. Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper break up. Elin Nordegren moves back to America. Tom Cruise gives Katie Holmes a sewing machine, so she can make aprons. Saturday gossip is high maintenance.

What hath Charlie Sheen wrought?

Kim Kardashian celebrates her 30th birthday by making a video of herself getting frothed in the face. Nicki Minaj "doesn't do" escalators. Charlie Sheen throws a party. A vengeful flight attendant plays a "wire hangers" prank on Faye Dunaway. Monday gossip's cup overfloweth.

Kacey Jordan, the chatty porn star who got a major career boost by admitting to smoking crack with Charlie Sheen, is now working on a XXX recreation of her night with him. Sort of like a historical recreation for the History Channel! But with more moaning.

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Charlie Sheen cut a porn star $30,000 after she partied with him. Sheen also says he's fine. Demi Lovato returns from rehab, and Chris Brown wants to go to awards shows with Rhianna. Saturday Gossip Roundup!

Kacey Jordan fondly recalls the green crack pipe Charlie sucked before yesterday's hospitalization. Jesse James plans a trip to Israel. Katy Perry's diet "absolutely sucks." Leonardo DiCaprio whips his hair back and forth. TGIFriday gossip.

Before actor Charlie Sheen was rushed to the hospital with a hernia, he was partying with porn star Kacey Jordan—who Tweeted this (basically NSFW) picture of Sheen's coffee table, covered with his party supplies. And her crotch.