Come one, come all, plop yourself in front of your computer screen, and watch the cutest video you'll see today! Here's four-plus minutes of two adorable toddlers attempting to fight each other in the most aw-worthy Taekwondo match ever. Ever!

The amazing people at Radiolab and Everynone have produced "Words," a video about the disparity between actions that are represented by the same words. How many connotations of "break" can you think of?

Worried that little Jimmy's been playing with his sister's dollies? Notice a certain limpness in Bobby's wrists? Well nip that problem in the bud by sending him to karate school. That'll cure Nanciness! So say these karate school ads, anyway.

This is one baby I don't want to mess with. If he's got these skills now, imagine how he'll mess you up when he's older.

Nat Geo has a fine television show called Taboo, which last night explored the American obesity epidemic. It included a segment on the 'Miss Plus America' pageant. One contestant's skill was karate. Here, a clip of that skill. Taboo: destroyed.

Mr. Miyagi wold be so ashamed.

How many kicks to the groin would it take for this girl to start wailing on your sad, crumpled body before you begged her to stop? (Hint: 1)