Because nobody should be forced to endure an entire 30 minutes of America's most overexposed family every Sunday night, I'll be watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians for you and reporting back with a clip of each episode's most cringeworthy 15 or so seconds.

Because nobody should be forced to endure an entire 30 minutes of America's most overexposed family every Sunday night, we'll be watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians for you and reporting back with a clip of each episode's most cringeworthy 15 or so seconds.

Because nobody should be forced to endure an entire 30 minutes of America's most overexposed family every Sunday night, we'll be watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians for you and reporting back with a clip of each episode's most cringeworthy 15 or so seconds.

Because nobody should be forced to endure an entire 30 minutes of America's most overexposed family every Sunday night, we'll be watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians for you and reporting back with a clip of each episode's most cringeworthy 15 or so seconds.

Because nobody should be forced to endure an entire 30 minutes of America's most overexposed family every Sunday night, we'll be watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians for you and reporting back with a clip of each episode's most cringeworthy 15 or so seconds.

For better or worse (hint: worse), Keeping Up With the Kardashians returned tonight for its sixth season. And because nobody should be forced to endure an entire 30 minutes of America's most overexposed family each Sunday night, we'll be watching it for you and reporting back with a clip of each episode's most cringeworthy 15 or so seconds.

Stop whatever it is you're doing and listen up. We bring you now a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to name what is sure to become an enduring work of American literature: the Kardashians' first book!

"Sometimes just raw energy and intelligence wins out." This man, an entertainment executive, is talking about Mark Zuckerberg and Bill Gates. But he is also specifically talking about the Kardashians. [Jezebel]

For what seemed like no reason whatsoever, Kanye West appeared in last night's big premiere of The Kardashian Sisters Have Another Show—and It's In Your City! Let's break down the new developments in the lives of the Kardashians.

Shrinking violet Khloe Kardashian, of the notoriously reclusive Kardashian-Jenner clan, is launching a new TV show called Khloe & Lamar. Previous enterprises of unyielding humility and fine-tuned subtlety include Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami and Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

Greg Kelly of Good Day New York asks Kris Jenner the question on everyone's minds: which of her daughters does she love the most? Check the clip to see her sly answer.

The Kardashian girls are usually mum about the OJ Simpson trial. Not on Fox & Friends, apparently. During O.J.'s trial, their cars got keyed! There was media! They were followed! ...It actually doesn't sound much different than their lives now.

Kim, Khloe and Kourtney have been under recent media fire due to conflicts with their newly released "Kardashian Kard." Check the clip to see how they have handled the drama surrounding the hidden fees associated with the pre-paid debit card.

[Kim Kardashian, her sister Kourtney Kardashian, her boyfriend Scott Disick and her baby, whose actual name is Mason Dash, for some reason, leave New York via JFK Airport. Bon voyage, Kardashians! Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

[The Sisters Kardashian: Kim, Khloe and Kourtney, exit the Plaza Hotel in New York. Photo via Splash]

We've seen them do the Jersey Shore, but now Babelgum.com has given the Kardashians the "Muppet Babies" treatment. The girls are adorable, but the kid portraying Scott Disick perfectly captures the essence of the notorious asshat.

Lopez Tonight shed some light on the controversial other Kardashian sister, "Kougar Kardashian." Kougar's plethora of younger boyfriends are revealed. I guess we can blame the 90's and Kougar for AC Slater's tank top obsession.

We understand that both this show and the Kardashians are aired on the same network, but how bizarre is this clip from last night's Chelsea Lately? There must be something in the water in the Kardashian/Jenner household, amiright?!

Wendy Williams attempted a long-standing Project Runway tradition: imitating Tim Gunn's distinctive voice, a sartorial siren song. Gunning down the gentlemanly guru's hard-earned status in the fashion community, Williams praised the Kardashians' clothes. Shows what she knows....

The miracle of birth can be a beautiful, life-changing experience in so many ways. In the case of Kourtney Kardashian, however, things can take weird turns... like pulling her child out of her own vagina. WARNING: Not for the squeamish!