Last week, America's paper of record published an article on Alex From Target, a cherubic teen superstore employee who briefly became the most notorious human on Twitter before his inspirational rise to fame was co-opted by society's least upstanding citizens. The Times' story was perfunctory except for one curious part that revealed a lack of pop culture knowledge that will make any true '90s kid spit Sunny D onto his Gameboy.

It's the new dance that's sweeping the nation! This video came out in 2008, so we're not sure if this "Orange Soda Boy" cartoon is coming out.
Nonetheless, we sure enjoy watching our beloved Nickelodeon star dance like a maniac!