"Hy...Hy-uh...Hy-per...Me-di-oc-ri-ty."

Several weeks ago, BoingBoing blogger Xeni Jardin issued a challenge to Brooklyn fashion entrepreneur Ken Courtney (of "I fucked Gisele" t-shirt fame.) She wanted an "I fucked John Ashcroft" t-shirt. Ken writes in, "the owner of RAGS A GO GO on 14th street is the proud new owner of an I FUCKED JOHN ASHCROFT tee." His email signature: "I'M ONLY DOING THIS TO GET INVITED TO BETTER PARTIES." So are we, Ken. So are we.
Ken Courtney: JU$T ANOTHER RICH KID

Xeni Jardin has a challenge for Brooklyn fashion entrepreneur Ken Courtney (of "I fucked Gisele" t-shirt fame.) She wants an "I fucked John Ashcroft" shirt.
An open LazyCouture dare for Ken Courtney [BoingBoing]
Ken Courtney [Ju$t Another Rich Kid]

Brooklyn fashionista Ken Courtneymost famous for his t-shirts that read "I fucked Chloe Sevigny/Anna Wintour/Gisele, etc."is being spoofed. Now you can get your very own "I fucked Ken Courtney" t-shirt.
"I fucked Gisele" t-shirt designer spoofed on his own petard [BoingBoing]

Ken Courtney, one of our favorite Brooklyn fashionistas, tells Chic "Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, We Updated" Happens that P. Diddy ordered one of his t-shirts after spotting someone with an "I fucked Anna Wintour" shirt at 7th on Sixth. His request? "I fucked J-Lo first." P. Diddy's reps are denying, denying, denying. In other news, French Vogue has sprung a leak and one indiscreet cheese-eating surrender monkey is faxing out inside information.
Chic Happens [HintMag]

ChicHappens reports that Ken Courtney's Just Another Rich Kid collection includes t-shirts that say "I fucked Paris Hilton." (Or Chloe Sevigny, Casey Spooner, Kelly Osbourne, Gisele, Anna Wintour, John Galliano, Alexander McQueen, Zac Posen, Yves Saint Laurent, or Christian Dior.) Why, why, why didn't we think of that?
Starfucker [ChicHappens]
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