• Lil' Kim ate well in the joint.
• Rocketboom parted ways with the world's most miraculous pair of breasts. And before we got to make our "More like Rocketboob" joke.
• Even in death, Ken Lay gave life to the P.R. industry.
• Some web site made minor changes, mostly bumping up font sizes and such. No big deal.
• There's Something About Larry: He's a big-time farter.
• Benji Madden got in a fight with a MisShapes kid, which is almost as challenging as beating up someone in a wheelchair.
• Hopefully "I just wanted to touch him like a kitten" sounds less molestery in Russian.
• You never know what's going to happen when you ride the train, but it usually doesn't involve getting sliced in half by power tools. Usually.

We had a brief spasm of concern yesterday before we posted about the passing of Ken Lay. A man had just died, after all; a man, whatever his faults, who had a family that loved him. Were we being too harsh, mocking him only moments after the report of his untimely demise?

In the few moments before the man in the fedora had confirmed the circumstances of Ken Lay's death, Drudge had the following headline:

The wire services are reporting that former Enron C.E.O. Kenneth Lay has died of a heart attack.