ketchup
False Flag "Condiment War" Obscures the Real Condiment Issues
Hamilton Nolan · 04/23/15 10:04AMMan Murdered Wife For Making the Ketchup Bottle Too Hard to Open
Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/20/13 01:07PMGiant, 42,000 Pound Ketchup Spill Creates Massive Traffic Jam in Nevada
Taylor Berman · 03/01/13 12:03AMTraffic piled up outside of Reno, Nevada early Thursday afternoon after a tractor trailer carrying over 42,000 pounds of ketchup crashed, spilling the condiment across a highway. The accident occurred after the truck swerved to avoid a car, causing it to veer into a light pole and then into the underpass of a bridge, ripping open the cargo area. There were no injuries, though; just literally tons of ketchup.
This Sandwich Artist Fired From Subway (Yes, in Florida) After Threatening Customer Over Ketchup is a Hero
Jordan Sargent · 01/03/13 10:15PMThe customer is always right — unless the customer is a person that wants to put ketchup on his Philly cheesesteak. Because, what the fuck? This is an indisputable fact backed up by sandwich artist Lawrence Ordone, pictured at left, who was fired from a Subway in Orange County, Fla. — side note: Florida!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! — after refusing to put ketchup on a cheesesteak ordered by Luis Martinez, pictured at right. Then Ordone kicked over a chair and tried to fight him.
A Ketchup for the 1%
Seth Abramovitch · 10/26/11 03:27AMTeen Girl Takes Brave Stand Demanding Buckets of Ketchup
Richard Lawson · 10/17/11 03:04PMThe concerned swamp monsters over at Fox & Friends did a little profile in courage this morning, focusing on a young woman named Hannah Lucas who is saying NO to B. H. Obama's healthier school food initiatives.
France Wages War on Ketchup
Leah Beckmann · 10/07/11 03:43PMHitman Falls in Love with Target, Fakes Her Death with Ketchup
Seth Abramovitch · 09/22/11 09:44PMIn July, a Brazilian hitman named Carlos Roberto de Jesus was paid a little over $500 by a jealous housewife to kill Iranildes Aguiar Araujo — another woman she suspected of having an affair with her husband. But Carlos broke Rule Number One of the Hitman's Handbook, the Daily Mail reports. He forgot to check his heart at the door.
This Ketchup-Dispensing Robot Just Doesn't Give a F*ck
Matt Cherette · 01/10/11 04:11PMHow To Make Ketchup
David Matthews · 12/15/09 11:30AMThis video is really helpful, but to what extent? If you're in a situation where you are making your own ketchup (or catsup if you must) shouldn't you reevaluate Dad's standing job offer at the dealership?