Either Kevin Hart is genuinely terrified of roller coasters, or he's got acting chops he's not showing us in Think Like a Man Too. Whichever it is, he and Jimmy Fallon rode Universal Studios' Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit on The Tonight Show last night, and Hart squealed, squirmed, and held really tight all the way down.

Imagine you're driving around in your mustachioed car when suddenly the phone rings and it's Conan and he's wondering if he, Ice Cube, and Kevin Hart can hitch a ride with you to go buy some weed and 40s.

The scene: A luxe party at a Manhattan penthouse. Diddy hosts and livestreams video of his beautiful guests, like a model cavorting in a hot tub, surrounded by candles, one increasingly large flame—ohmigod! She's on fire! Everyone panic!

Ever wonder what your angry toddler is spewing at you when they attempt to talk? Kevin Hart has it all figure it out.