An overzealous Christian father instills an anti-kissing sentiment in his daughter, promising the lass that one day, her never-been-kissed dreamboy in a button-down will come to take her away from the high school whoredom of make out Jezebels and horndogs.
If you're a good ol' American bear hugger but you wish to appear more continental, learn to kiss on the cheek. Muah!
Like many things in relationships, this video will show you how to seductively trick a man into doing what you want him to do without actually asking. It'll teach you how to fudge the truth and get what you want.
Houston's KIAH TV reported yesterday on a couple who won $10,000 after tying for a kissing competition. They overcame a 9-inch height difference (and palpable awkwardness) and kissed for fifteen hours without eating, drinking or being allowed bathroom breaks.
The Washington Post grumbles today about male actors kissing each other in movies. Not that they think that it's wrong, just that in every fucking press interview ever the only question anyone really wants the unfortunate straight actor to answer is "so was it gross and weird to make out with another dude?" It's a tiring line of questioning that can start to feel really offensive and gross—in that way that it indicates some sort of insidious bedrock masculine patriarchy in our society, and other bullshit college phrases—though some actors, like Milk star James Franco, handle the questioning maturely enough. Really what the whole Issue tells us is something pretty simple. We need more openly gay actors.
