Allen "Mini-Madoff" Stanford, the crooked Texas financier charged with ripping investors off for billions, already had his head smashed in jail; now, he's being sent to detox to come down from his 3 mg/ day klonopin prescription. That's a lot.

Oil leaks, terror attacks, earthquakes, volcanic ash: It's no wonder you're feeling antsy, can't sleep, and every time a loud bang goes off your heart starts racing. We asked two psychiatrists which drugs to take best ease the psychic pain.

[Submit your own Gawker Stalker sightings to stalker@gawker.com] Jan. 29th @ 2am Saw Kenan Thompson at Greenhouse. Tried to give him a Klonopin but he wasn't interested. Very nice guy.

Earlier, we called for Brit teen socialite-cokehead and It Child Peaches Geldof's firing, deeming her a menace to society. And then there's her friend, Internet phenomenon Cory Kennedy, famous for, um, being an "Internet It Girl" and dating that Cobrasnake dude? Anyway, when they are not "writing" and "modeling" for Nylon, Peaches is spilling the beans on what drugs certain co-workers at the downtown fashion mag—who might actually have to work!—are usin'.

Hey, we've heard anecdotal rumblings and ravings about Klonopin lately. Is it reaching the tipping point as the latest recreational prescription drug? Is it better than Xanax and Valium? Send me your stories. (I'm so on the edge that I can't complain to the doctor about a headache without walking out with a prescription for Xanax. But yesterday I read in Glamour about how stress can make women more vulnerable to autoimmune disorders, which only made things worse.) So, Klonopin?