We watched Kim Kardashian's 72-day marriage go to hell in a handbasket during the premiere episode of Kourtney & Kim Take New York. On Sunday night, it was Kim's relationship with one sister that took a beating, instead, when she went kompletely krazy on Khloe for accidentally waking her up an hour earlier than she wanted.

When Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from neanderthal Kris Humphries on Halloween after only 72 days of wedded bliss, many were shocked. But after watching tonight's premiere of Kourtney and Kim Take New York, even someone as dumb as Humphries himself should be able to see that the marriage was doomed from the onset. To illustrate that point, I made a video of the episode's most contentious Kim vs. Kris moments, which you'll find above. [Kourtney and Kim Take New York]

On Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Kim agrees to support Scott at his event until her mom/manager tells her it's a bad idea to be seen promoting another product. When Kim goes anyway, her mom confronts her.

Last night on Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Kim Kardashian recorded a song with The Dream. You've already heard the auto-tuned masterpiece, now go behind the music to see the trials and tribulations of a reality star gone pop.

Last night on Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Kim spent the episode moping around because she was turning the "dirty 30." She continued to be completely boring until her sister peer-pressured her into doing a surprisingly good keg stand.

Last night on Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Kim's Australian ex-bodyguard returned for a one night stand and ended up doing the walk of shame through an important business meeting the sisters were having in the living room. Klassy!