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Dick Joke Involving Child-Rearing Expert Tom Cruise Gets Funnier
Foster Kamer · 08/01/09 09:40AMBREAKING: Some Straight Men are Friendly with Gay Men!
The Cajun Boy · 06/28/09 10:24PMHappy Birthday
cityfile · 06/19/09 06:30AMSalman Rushdie turns 62 today. Buffed-up gym owner David Barton is 45. Money manager Mario Gabelli is turning 67. Model May Andersen turns 27. The Insider's Lara Spencer is 40. Joseph McShane, the president of Fordham University, is turning 60. Phylicia Rashad is turning 61. Actress Kathleen Turner turns 55. Attorney Helene Kaplan is 76. Interior designer David Netto is turning 40. Former financier and deputy mayor Ken Lipper is 68. Hugh Dancy, the actor and fiancé of Claire Danes, is turning 34. Zoe Saldana turns 31. Sadie Frost, the actress and ex-wife of Jude Law, is 44. And Paula Abdul is turning 47. Weekend birthdays after the jump!
Royalty Acting Like Royalty, Media Acting Like Media
Foster Kamer · 05/30/09 09:30AMAT&T's American Idol Vote-Rigging Conspiracy
Richard Lawson · 05/27/09 09:35AMThe voting machines were tampered with! By "voting machines" we mean the mindless finger-dialers from Arkansas who were tricked by the nefarious AT&T syndicate into voting for, successfully, Miss Kris Allen, the straight white corn boy who defeated, in an upset, gay Frankenstein. The New York Times now cries foul.
Seasonal Jam: Seven Songs You Will Most Assuredly Hear At Some Point This Summer
Maura Johnston · 05/24/09 06:15PMThe American Idol Finale: Everybody Loves Kris
Richard Lawson · 05/21/09 10:54AMAbout American Idol
The Cajun Boy · 05/20/09 10:46PMAmerican Idol: Guy Next Door vs. Guyliner
Richard Lawson · 05/20/09 01:57PMOh Ryan, you master of the turn of phrase. Clever little frosted minx. I'm gonna miss you when they pack you back up into your E! radio locker and I don't get any of you until next January. Sigh. The last competition night of the year! It was... just aight.
Teg Haggard On Twitter, Still in Denial
The Cajun Boy · 05/19/09 09:08PMAmerican Idol: Victory Over the Dan
Richard Lawson · 05/14/09 12:06PMAmerican Idol: The Unholy Trinity
Richard Lawson · 05/13/09 01:52PMThree is a number steeped in magic and myth—the three fates spinning our doom, the three versions of Jesus (dad, son, creepy ghost), the three bears. And now, the three Idol men. Heroes all.
American Idol: Sit Back and Relax, Enjoy the Schmo
Richard Lawson · 04/15/09 01:55PMForget you, Sasha Frere-Jones. The hip hipster face of music appreciation is now Quentin Tarantino. The onetime Idol guest judge was a Mentor to the kids last night. With, you know, predicatably disastrous results.
American Idol: Please Don't Play That Funky Music, White Boy
Richard Lawson · 04/01/09 12:26PMIt was Top iTunes Downloads night on Idol! That means modern, hip, fresh songs, right? Songs like "Play that Funk Music White Boy" and "Surrender". Wait, what? Where's the Leona Lewis?