While we're busy contemplating what an awful human being Arnold Schwarzenegger is for fathering a child out of wedlock and lying to his wife about it for 14 years, let's not forget all the other horrible things about America's favorite gay-porn-modeling, serial lady-groping, Nazi politician/statutory rapist.

Former U.N. secretary-general and Austrian President Kurt Waldheim has passed away at the age of 88. We don't know whether Heaven really exists, but if it does we're sure he's busy not committing atrocities against civilians in that happy place right now. He's probably just supervising.