After a corruption scandal led to bloody fistfight on the floor of Parliament, and a raid uncovered 10 handguns and an AK47 hidden in the same building, Kyrgyzstan slaughtered seven sheep this morning in a ritualistic ceremony to rid its democracy of "evil spirits." The literal scapegoating occurred on Parliament's front lawn.

Ethnic violence in Kyrgyzstan has forced 75,000 Uzbeks from their homes since Thursday.

Kyrgyzstan will hold parliamentary and presidential elections on October 10.

Hey, you hear about this Kyrgyzstan thing? Their whole freakin' government got overthrown! But Kyra Phillips—the CNN anchor who most reminds us of our best high school friend's mom—really does not care about Kyrgyzstan.

Oh hey, looks like the the government of Kyrgyzstan has been overthrown.