After live-tweeting an attempted armed home invasion this morning, Paris Hilton wandered onto her mansion's balcony after a shower to unfurl her towel before the crowd of helicopters and paparazzi. Life returns to normal at the Fameball Barbie Dream House.

Meet Kevin. He's homeless. Every evening he trawls Hollywood looking for stars and their associated paparazzi. Oscar weekend will be huge for him—because Kevin has figured out how to get celebrities to give him big money.

Last night Showtime premiered La La Land, in which British comedian Marc Woolton portrays a Yorkshire psychic, a Cockney ex-cab driver and an aspiring filmmaker trying to make it big in Hollywood.