Johns Hopkins, one of the world's leading research universities, has apparently been skinning rat penises, pissing off PETA and Ron Jeremy, who has been citing his own penis in an effort to shut the experiments down.

Liquid metal comes to life in this clip, hungry for delicate nerd-flesh. Wait for the ending to see how close the treacherous assault comes to burning a hole in Tech #2. "Dude, I saved your hand."

HP has revealed in an email invitation that they will be interviewing college students in Second Life from May 15-17. Apparently, HP believes pasty nerds, too timid to brave the sunny quads of academia, are the ideal candidates for their drone army while S&M fetishists make the best consultants. They may also hire a flying penis or two for quality assurance.