language
The Gray Lady and Her Sad, Shared, Empty Bag of "Douche"
Foster Kamer · 11/14/09 02:00PMArnold's Secret Message to Legislature: F—k You
Pareene · 10/28/09 09:28AMJoke Jargon for Journalists
Ryan Tate · 10/22/09 02:55PMNew York Times Embraces 'Epic Fail'
Ryan Tate · 10/15/09 02:09PM¡No!
Hamilton Nolan · 09/23/09 10:58AMMatthew Winkler: 'But'
Hamilton Nolan · 09/21/09 02:24PMErnie Anastos Will Live On Forever
cityfile · 09/18/09 01:02PMIt's only been a couple of days since he uttered the now-famous expression, but Ernie Anastos' screw-up on TV the other night already stands as his greatest legacy. The numerous clips of the moment have collectively racked up close to a million views on YouTube thus far (and that doesn't include all the parodies and remixes); Jon Stewart suggested last night that he might adopt it as his sign-off; and, in typical fashion, you can now find it stamped on t-shirts and mousepads. Is the G-rated version—"keep plucking that chicken"—destined to become a quintessential New York catchphrase? (Or a really annoying thing that you're going to hear endlessly repeated for the next few months?) The Times dialed up former mayor Ed Koch, since he was responsible for coining the expression "How'm I doin'?" in 1969. "It has a nice sound to it," he said. "It could become a phrase that people could use." [NYT]
Why You Should Never Put Bloggers On TV
John Cook · 07/13/09 04:06PMYour New Political Scandal Lexicon
Pareene · 07/10/09 01:21PMTalk Fashion the Fancy Way
Hamilton Nolan · 06/11/09 03:27PMWe know why you're not accepted in the fashion world: because you don't know how to pronounce the names of all those foreign designers. Don't be ashamed. Many people pronounce "Dolce & Gabbana" like uncouth Americans. Youtube can help!
Cindy Adams Won't Stand for Your 'Words' about 'Things' She 'Doesn't Understand'
Hamilton Nolan · 04/21/09 09:28AMAnti-'Retard' Campaign Kicks Off Tuesday
Ryan Tate · 03/30/09 10:56PM'Freedom' Just Another Word For '8-Year Boondoggle'
Pareene · 03/27/09 10:16AMDirty Swedes Welcome Pedophiles
Hamilton Nolan · 03/17/09 09:41AMJoe Biden Says a Bad Word
Pareene · 03/16/09 11:42AMWords to Kill So 'Dirty' May Live
Owen Thomas · 02/26/09 12:04PMThe Language of Layoffs
cityfile · 01/21/09 05:16PMYou weren't "laid off" last week. We'd really appreciate it if you stopped calling it that. It was just a "reduction in force"—you can call it "RIF" for short—and it only happened because certain positions were deemed "redundant," not because the company announced $10 billion in losses last quarter. Also? Please refrain from describing last Friday as a "bloodbath." It was "a day of notification." When are you going to find out about your severance package? Where can you get some cardboard boxes so you can pack up your desk? Glad you asked about that. That will all be covered by the "outplacement representative" at the "orientation session" scheduled for tomorrow. [NYT]
Childrens' Dictionary Revision Means End of Great Britain
Pareene · 12/08/08 02:26PMBored conservatives are up in arms over the new revision of the Oxford University Press' Junior Dictionary! The sun has finally set on the British Empire, now that "empire" is no longer listed in the Oxford University Press Junior Dictionary. Also cut: "aisle", "bishop", "chapel", and "monarch." You'll be disgusted to learn what words replaced those venerable old favorites.
Obama Picks His Catchphrase: 'A New Beginning'
Ryan Tate · 11/30/08 06:11PMDid you happen to catch Barack Obama's weekly camboy YouTube this Thanksgiving? Earnest and adorable as ever, the Office of the President Elect was unsubtle in its marketing; the word "new" appeared seven times in its 600-word speech on the economy, including two prominent instances of what appears to be the Obama administration's new catchphrase: "New Beginning." It looks like we have the much-awaited replacement term for "stimulus," "bailout" and "recovery package," all of which are despised by voters.