Yes, our beloved football friends may yet live. Also today: good news for an American Horror Story, bad news for an American idol, and James Bond has a new title.

No more! There will be no more Idol ever again. Well, not as we know it, anyway. Simon Cowell packed up his boxes last night and, after great fanfare, exited the Thunderdome. Let's do a post-mortem, shall we?

For an American Idol finalist, Lee DeWyze sure doesn't know too much about American geography, as evidenced by this video from today's Ellen. DeWyze must have been thinking of that other country that borders Canada... the one that doesn't exist.