Falling outside a club last week, LiLo said the paparazzi pushed her. After falling again last night, LiLo was denied entry from another club—and says it's the paparazzi's fault, for bribing bouncers to humiliate her. Is it true?

Always first on the scene when gunfire is exchanged, weaves yanked, or drunken opinions expressed outside Hollywood's most action-packed drinking establishments, TMZ's cameras captured footage of the disturbing aftermath of a shooting that took place near Les Deux last night.

If you watch only one video of a vicious catfight taking place in the parking lot of a Hollywood club today, make sure it's this TMZ clip of the melee at Les Deux on Saturday night, where indiscriminately aimed bitch-slaps could have proved far more deadly than any drive-by gunfire outside of Teddy's. While the part where one of the combatants loses her top is nice, the footage's highlight is easily the moment when a lucky fight fan claims a freshly liberated hair extension as a souvenir of the ritualistic actress-scalping he's just witnessed.