For whatever reason, video of President Obama apparently working out in the gym of the Marriott Hotel in Warsaw, Poland has leaked.

High school students around the country are bellyaching that not enough food is being served during lunch following the institution of new limits on portion size.

Oh man, the Washington Post has caught hypocrite Michelle Obama red-handed, stuffing her hypocrite face with hypocrite hamburgers and shakes and fries at a diner. Why isn't she eating organic free-range slime and hippie grain dirt or whatever the hell she forces children to eat in school, hmm? Hypocrite. Fraud!

There are ways to summon magical beings: A tooth under the pillow summons the tooth fairy. Clapping saves Tinkerbell. And a gymnasium full of school children line dancing to "Move Your Body" guarantees that Beyoncé shows up. Here's another video of stiletto-clad Beyoncé materializing during a "Move Your Body" workout, this time at P.S. 161 in Harlem. Apparently giving tween girls heart attacks is part of Michelle Obama's Let's Move campaign? Although these girls are actually pretty blasé. I can't decide if they knew that Beyoncé was coming, or were just like, "Oh, like the viral video. Duh."

Behold the jelly-shaking rapture of supreme funk goddess Beyoncé Knowles, seen here performing "Move Your Body" — a high-impact, aerobicized version of her 2007 hit, "Get Me Bodied." You remember that one. It was like "Girls (Who Run the World)" — except it was good.

Is "Michelle Obama is Fat" a thing now? Because conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh spent part of his Monday show strongly implying that the first lady is, like, portly (you can listen by clicking below)—

[Michelle Obama practices her coordination at the "South Lawn Series." The series, a program of activities on the White House lawn, is a component of her "Let's Move" initiative to combat child obesity. Pic via Getty]