Lifetime has released a trailer for its upcoming Whitney Houston biopic, which couldn't possibly be as bad as its Aalyiah biopic...I mean, could it? Looks pretty tepid, and again, not nearly enough eye-crazy going on.

Last night, Lifetime aired the quickie cash-in TV-movie version of Jodi Arias' saga that resulted in the murder of her on-again-off-again boyfriend, Travis Alexander. Perfectly overacted, Jodi Arias: Dirty Little Secret featured Nomi Malone-sized breakdowns, a blowjob-to-Mormon-baptism transition, the line "I feel like a prostitute, Travis — a piece of toilet paper," a murder scene that stretched on for two full minutes and a wannabe haunting rendition of "O Holy Night" sung by Tania Raymonde (as Arias). Those highlights are above.

Everybody has to start somewhere and Zachary Levi is no exception. For some that means cheesy local advertisements, for TV's favorite supernerd it's one scene in a Lifetime movie. Here he is in the 2003 classic See Jane Date.