If you already thought your tweets were some of the most important literature being crafted during this modern age, just wait until the Olympics when your every thought will have the power to turn a town's Ferris wheel yellow, purple, or green.

We think it is! Just two unlikable people doing the hosting and music playing. Also today: Joseph Gordon-Levitt might be headed to Gotham, find out who's hot this pilot season, and the last days of Friday Night Lights.

[People walk through the Smithsonian's National Zoo in Washington, D.C. Image via Getty]

[The French are so ready for the holidays they've already lit the Christmas lights along the Champs Elysees in Paris. Photo via Getty]

Jawan Harris' new video for "Another Planet" (Ft. Chris Brown) is 100% lightpainted. Each word's crafted by MRI Lightpainting, a Brooklyn duo who lit up the streets for 4+ hours every night for a week to get this done. Enjoy.

Do you remember the mysterious lights that floated over Manhattan last week? The "official explanation" was that the UFOs were "wedding balloons" from the so-called "town" of "Westchester." Well, guess what, sheeple: The same lights just showed up in Texas.

We were too busy having drinks with a bunch of business writers last night to watch The City. Fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern finally sobered up enough to let us know what really went down.