It seems as though spending $100 million on two failed campaigns for Senate has left pro-wrestling magnate/ "self-funding Republican" Linda McMahon light on cash. Either that, or her campaign is cheap and vindictive (or inept).

It does not seem like a question of whether retiring Sen. Joe Lieberman will support a Republican in the race for his Senate seat, but which Republican he will support. Which one would annoy Democrats, the people he represented as a United States vice presidential candidate in 2000, the absolute most? This is a call he cannot afford to get wrong. Joe Lieberman is on the eve of great decisions.

Last night's WWE Monday Night Raw included a vignette in which pro-wrestling don Vince McMahon awoke from a coma to discover his wife had wasted $50 million on a Senate campaign. It's funny because it's true!

Wrestling fans of Connecticut, rejoice! A federal judge has ruled that voters can wear their favorite Stone Cold Steve Austin t-shirt to the polls when they vote for WWE goddess Linda McMahon, despite the diabolical liberal conspiracy to ban them.

Former World Wrestling Entertainment CEO Linda McMahon is within five points of Democrat Richard Blumenthal in Connecticut's Senate race. But her base of voters who wear only WWE apparel is being threatened by election laws barring political advertising at polls.

Connecticut GOP Senate candidiate Linda McMahon takes heat for her time as CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment, but she says her skills will help her in office. For example, WWE once partnered with Girls Gone Wild for a pay-per-view boobfest.

[An amused Bill Clinton campaigned for Democratic Senate candidate Richard Blumenthal in Connecticut today. Clinton is probably laughing because Blumenthal is battling wrestling queen Linda McMahon for the seat. Image via AP]

Fresh from her Connecticut Senate primary victory, ex-WWE CEO Linda McMahon hit today's morning talk shows to defend her trashy wrestling company with this new line: WWE's ratings have dropped from TV-14 to TV-PG! But are "adult situations" really acceptable?

Primaries just happened! Former World Wrestling Entertainment Executive Linda McMahon won the Republican Senate nomination in Connecticut, performing [wrestling joke] on her opponents. In Colorado, Obama-backed incumbent Senator Michael Bennet beat challenger Andrew Romanoff for the Democratic Senate nomination.

Connecticut Senate candidate Linda McMahon is still defending her career running WWE, television's trashy, oily porn-violence saga. In her latest very demographic-tailored ad, we see two swingin' suburban princesses babble about McMahon's career, eventually reaching the same conclusion: "Ohhhh yeahhh." Cocktails!

WWE chief and Connecticut Senate candidate Linda McMahon is trying to head off attacks about her running such a trashy company for so many years. In this ad, she says WWE is "soap opera," but real problems are real. Nifty!

Joe Lieberman loves publicly agonizing over which candidate to support for Connecticut's other Senate seat. What about Republican Linda McMahon's trashy history in pro-wrestling? "I'm not gonna hold her accountable for anything she did in the past." Huh?

On Monday, The New York Times accused Democratic Senate candidate Richard Blumenthal of falsely implying that he'd served in Vietnam. Then a Republican candidate bragged about having fed the story to the paper. What happened here, guys?