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The New Dancing with the Stars Cast: A Nana Weighs In

Caity Weaver · 02/27/13 11:18AM

On Tuesday, Dancing with the Stars announced the troupe of celebrities who would cha-cha into our living rooms and, perhaps, our hearts over the course of its sixteenth season. Despite the best efforts of Gawker.com and Dina Lohan, Dina Lohan was not on the list.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: A Continued Debate

Brian Moylan · 02/07/12 01:32PM

If the Republican debates are the second greatest televised spectacle about matters that are only slightly abutting reality, then the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion specials are the first. Here is a ranking of how each woman fared in last night's fiasco.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Room for Debate

Brian Moylan · 01/31/12 02:08PM

Last night when fortifying myself for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion, I realized it had a lot in common with that other great reality show of this year: the Republican Debates. Yes, there will be a million of them, everyone in attendance is ridiculous, nothing will get decided, and there will be a lot of yelling across the room.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: One Wedding, Everyone's Funeral

Brian Moylan · 01/24/12 02:36PM

As the mist clears on the glen, the great city of Brigadoon Hills once again disappears beyond the horizon to disappear for yet another interval. But before that can happen it left us with a wedding, the gift of true love, a wake, and the tearless grieving of a host of widows.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Lei'd Down the Law

Brian Moylan · 01/03/12 01:34PM

Oooooh snap, girlfriend honeychild, Taylor and Russell broke up. MMMhhhmmm. And now Russell is dead. And we had to watch it. It's just another night here on Paradise Island of the Beverly Hills Housewives, where everything is vacations and parties and too-small bikinis. Yes, no one has a care in the world.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Please, Stay in Vegas

Brian Moylan · 12/13/11 02:27PM

Last night Adrienne Maloof got her Bravo sponsored commercial for her Vegas property, The Palms, and Lisa Van der Pump got sweated on by a male stripper. If only what happened in Vegas stayed there, but it leaked all over our television screens.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Shoes and Fits

Brian Moylan · 11/29/11 01:25PM

Backyards are a wonderful place to have a barbecue or a swing set or a charity fashion show and shoe line premiere party. You know, like any old Thursday afternoon in Beverly Hills. But it wouldn't be a Housewives fashion show without a stupid fight, would it?

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Showdown at the Not OK Corral

Brian Moylan · 11/22/11 03:14PM

Last night was a good old-fashioned Western in the rolling hills of Beverly. There were cowboys and showdowns and horses and homes on the range and even some wenches in fancy corsets. But when high noon came none of the little dogies could get along.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: The Ghosts of Housewives Past

Brian Moylan · 11/08/11 01:55PM

Because she is a complete idiot, Kyle Richards decided to have a seance last night. Doesn't she know that whenever there is a psychic around Real Housewives a black hole opens in the sky and destruction rains down on everyone? The same thing happened last night, but the terror was much more subtle.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: At the Camel's Toe

Brian Moylan · 11/01/11 02:24PM

Oh, hello there! I didn't see you come in. Yes, I was just standing here in the driveway with my camel. Yup, with my real life camel standing here in the driveway on any old Tuesday. This is just what happens in Beverly Hills on a Tuesday. That and really sad romances.

Lindsay Lohan and Chris Brown Flirt on Twitter, 'Wanna Meet'

Maureen O'Connor · 08/30/11 10:58AM

Lindsay Lohan propositions Chris Brown. Kim Kardashian "wants babies." Timberlake romances Jessica Biel again. Lauren Bush's wedding will feature a rodeo and a saloon. Tuesday gossip gets back on the horse.

Sordid Tales of Cedric's Past on Real Housewives

Alison Flood · 01/06/11 11:11PM

Lisa's permanent house guest Cedric is usually just as entertaining as the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but tonight we saw another side. Cedric isn't just Lisa's hot live-in help, he shared emotional details about his mysterious past.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: A Dossier

Maureen O'Connor · 03/20/10 04:46PM

I am of two minds on the upcoming iteration of Bravo's moneymaker. We don't really need more housewives—but Beverly Hills is so perfect for this franchise, and Kelsey Grammer's Playboy trophy wife has been waiting so patiently.