PHILADELPHIA — Welcome to the 27th and penultimate night of the Democratic National Convention. Two nights ago, my close personal friend, First Lady Michelle Obama gave a gorgeous speech that left a nation in tears. Four more years of Michelle, we cried! (Melania Trump no doubt took notes.)

PHILADELPHIA — As the prophets foretold, a generation born under the first Clinton presidency would grow to know many misfortunes: A recession, lots of Dick Cheney airtime during its formative years, and “Gilmore Girls.” This generation, the fates dictated, would rise up in pained chorus against that misfortune to be super whiny about the idea of a second Clinton presidency. When it finally came time for a woman in office, those prophets sang from the heavens that, the women of this Cursed Generation would claim they “do not even see gender.”

The first Republican presidential debate — live from South Carolina and broadcast on Fox News — starts tonight at 9:00 ET, and we'll be covering the ordeal live. Show up shortly before the start, and bring plenty of grain alcohol!

The Gawker Political Desk will be blogging tonight's election results starting at 7:00 ET. Have you made your liquor run yet?

Hello! We're in Washington D.C. at Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert's Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear. There are nine billion people here! But you all have the best view, watching on your computers. Let's liveblog this thing.

Can't get enough of Danielle Staub? Neither can she. If you're planning on watching the Real Housewives of New Jersey, join our live blog of "What a Knockout" and discuss the show as you watch.

Liam here again! We've come to the end of another red-eyed, white-knuckled, and blue-meth'd season of Breaking Bad, but there's no telling what's in store for the Fring drug empire, or the White family (Jesse included as honorary son).

Two more episodes left until the season finale! And last week's episode set the stages for a massive, Jenga-like topple in last two installments.

Miss your weekly dose of Walter White because you were watching the Lost series finale? Don't worry—the writers at Breaking Bad were watching it, too.

"It's finally here: the two-hour season finale of "Chuck". How much trouble is Chuck in now that Shaw has been intersected? Will Quantum Dad help? Why was The Ring still making food drops years after leaving the island? Wait...

Last week's episode was Skyler-heavy, which meant family drama more appropriate for Dr. Phil than America's Most Wanted.

Last week, Erica and Anna finally meet when Lisa is "deployed" as a trap to get the FBI on the Visitor's side of the conflict with the Fifth Column.

The Republic of Buymoria is still rejoicing from the news that NBC renewed Chuck for another season. However there are some citizens of the fair land that are too distracted with nightmares of Superman to celebrate.

Breaking Bad dialed it back a notch last week, which meant it toned down from "seizure-inducing" to "cardiac arrest."

Last week on V The Resistance destroyed a Visitor transport ship that was suppose to contain V Trackers. It was really a trap set by Anna to blame The Fifth Column for destroying a ship full of humans.

Were there enough "holy shit" packed into one episode for you last week? The episode kicked off with Creepy Cartel Jefe confessing his distaste for "the Chicken Man" (read: Gus) and then nonchalantly drowning a nine-year-old.

Last week, Valerie finally discovers who she is married to, a Visitor, a lizard and a murderer. She didn't want to be around him anymore and for good reasons, he's a big fat liar.

Hey everybody, this is Mary's friend Liam filling in this week. Let's get down to business, Walt-and-Jesse 2.0 (aka Neil)-style.

Join us as we live blog the premiere episode of Sunset Daze, "We're Retired, Not Dead," plus a second, bonus episode, the brilliantly titled "Love, Lassos and Liver Spots."

Last week, Breaking Bad took a trip back in time to when Walt had hair and the name "Combo" meant more than just a bodega impulse buy.