Young people are bad at voting, but very good at boozing. So what's one reliable way to get them to the polls? The promise of a free drink.

Debbie Georgatos doesn't release "campaign ads" in her quest for the leadership of Dallas County's Republican party. She releases films. Epic two-minuters that challenge our very perceptions of reality, with images: Little elephants flopping around while being blasted with hoses, Charlie Chaplin's surreal critiques of Fordist industrialism, wormholes and super-massive black holes, shattered Detroit buildings from Hell. All of this, and all backed by her meditations on Dallas County becoming a "super-massive blue hole," sans Republicans, until the end of time. This is basically Terrence Malick's new movie.

It's amazing how appropriate this Craziest Political Speech Ever by Phil Davison—failed candidate for treasurer of Stark County, Ohio—sounds when backed by inspirational movie music. Can Davison unseat Barack Obama in 2012? Probably.

Phil Davison, unsuccessful GOP candidate for treasurer of Ohio's Stark County, was shocked to hear he'd become famous yesterday after video of his most insane campaign speech ever went viral. Apparently, he's never really been on YouTube before.

Stark County, Ohio's GOP picked its nominee for treasurer last night! You knew that, sure, but here's the meeting's highlight anyway: terrifying candidate Phil Davison screaming, pacing, and half-crying in the most insane stump speech ever. He lost! Clip below.