On Friday, Elizabeth Crull was arrested for DUI after crashing her car into a school bus in Orlando, Florida. Moments after the crash, Crull gave an... enlightening (read: still drunk) interview to a local news crew. Watch—and laugh—inside.

7-NBC's producers had to have known this was going to happen the minute they decided to brand last night's Patriots/Steelers game a "Steel City Showdown," right? Let's hope the newsroom had the good sense to start a pool.

In Seattle, the Goodwill puts on an annual designer shopping event that draws many shoppers. This guy, however, stood out among the rest when asked on the local news what he was shopping for. His response? "Tons of fucking sequins!"

Today Justin Bieber came out and surprised Ellen during her introduction and began dancing around the set only to be interrupted by local news discussing the election resulting in countless thirteen year-olds vowing to never vote.

An elementary school boy got detention for farting on the school bus. The bus driver maintains the boy's flatulence was an exercise in sadism, saying "While others scream, he laughs." Now, he says he is more secretive about his flatulence.

Here's the first minute of San Diego ABC affiliate Channel 10's 11:00 AM newscast from September 12*, video of which hit the web yesterday. Everything that could have gone wrong did. Everything. Yes, folks—worst newscast ever. Watch inside.

Meteorologists at San Angelo, Texas' KLST station recently discovered a massive penis of thunderstorms preparing to barrel through west Texas and penetrate its tip into Mexico. Video of this red-hot Weather Penis forecast, below.

No report yet on if this actually aired for FOX's Dallas affiliate, but it seems like they're getting tired of referring viewers to their Facebook page (and all other social media sites) at the end of every show.

Last Wednesday, New Yorkers were startled by some UFOs above Chelsea. The next day, reports stated that they was just balloons. But wait! This news report from El Paso, Texas reopens the mystery, because the same UFOs were seen there.

From today's local news broadcasts, an Easter egg: the title sequence for WABC 7's noon broadcast ad an interesting—and unintentional—start, when meteorologist Bill Evans was caught on camera giving his best Austin Powers impersonation. The funny video, inside.

Were you on Twitter in 2007? Robert Scoble was! And, in this news report filed by Silicon Valley's local CBS station, he—and the correspondent—told us what Twitter was and how it worked. Their explanations, however, may surprise you.

Jeramie Trespalacios is a Florida man who dresses up as Elmo for a living. Recently, when Trespalacios visited a store after work—still in costume—he was assaulted by an angry man. Inside, watch an unintentionally hilarious local news report/reenactment.

Here's video of a news anchor for POP TV in Slovenia, who recently pulled a Ron Burgundy and delivered the news sans pants. At the end of the broadcast, the camera—and his movement—revealed it all to the viewer.

She has blackmarket weapons smuggling charges pending, but sexy Russian outlaw Anna Fermanova is keeping busy with a new job with a local news station. Her sign-off: "I'm Anna Fermanova, some call me the sexy Russian, and that's my take."

Waterbridge Elementary School in Orlando, Florida was locked down this week due to a suspicious package/bomb scare. But wait... it turns out that it was a TOY PONY. But they still blew it up! The hilarious local news report, inside.

Ever worry that you'll be the victim of a horrible crime, and you won't have the chops to tell the story to the local news? Watch this woman tell her story (of a robbery in Kansas City), and learn.

Chris Young, running for mayor of Providence, recently appeared on the local FOX station for a disastrous interview. The worst part? Choose: a) Young bringing/reading notes, b) saying that he attends church for fun, or c) serenading the befuddled interviewer.

You can't trust reporters. Not with the facts, not with the news, not with the politics. Well BREAKING NEWS guys, THIS JUST IN: Apparently you can't trust them with your valuables either.

A sculpture of a beaver with a giant vagina has has torn the sleepy town of Bemidji, Minnesota asunder, awakening ardent debate about the right to bear labia—and inspiring mischievous, sticky-goo-squirting vandals.

In keeping with the old adage "When it rains, it pours," the internet gods have provided us with yet another local news gem today. Watch along as two Hixson, Tennessee robbery victims recount their misfortune in true Antoine Dodson-esque fashion.