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Three Musketeers: They're Ruining It!

Richard Lawson · 07/01/11 03:12PM

Here's a new, more expositiony trailer for The Three Musketeers, the action-packed "adaptation" of Alexandre Dumas' literary classic.

The Three Musketeers: Everyone Hates the French

Richard Lawson · 03/25/11 03:45PM

Here's a trailer for the new Three Musketeers 3D movie that someone thought was a good idea to make. It's all CGI'd and Matrixed out, with slo-mo fighting and diving and swordplay and all that nonsense. It also features Milla Jovovich and Orlando Bloom, two of our finest actors, not to mention Logan Lerman, the up-and-coming young fellow who starred in the beautiful gem Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

The Best Romantic Comedy Ever Made Has the Best Weekend Ever

Richard Lawson · 02/15/10 10:18AM

Love truly conquers all, especially when that love takes the form of a cynically made American rip-off of a far-superior British movie and it stars horrible people like the fellow in this picture. That kind of love is unbeatable.