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The Bizarro Bullshit Logic Whole Foods Uses to Profit
Rebecca Vipond Brink · 08/27/15 02:50PMIn October 2011, I was rounding out a year and a half of service in a Whole Foods bakery when I finally stopped to read the text that was on the side of our pie boxes. This was a revelatory moment in my relationship with the company, which wants its employees not just to drink but to steep in their organic non-GMO Kool-Aid. The box stated:
Hamilton Nolan · 12/01/14 12:07PM
Howard University students raised a Pan-African flag on the campus flagpole last week, prompting the school's president to issue a statement saying, "While I openly support freedom of expression on our campus, I do not support unauthorized use of University property or official platforms to transmit these expressions of thought and ideas." Uh... huh.
Adam Weinstein · 02/13/14 02:48PM
Hamilton Nolan · 02/05/14 05:16PM
In Joe Lhota's New York, Stop and Frisk Will Solve Everything
Tom Scocca · 10/04/13 03:59PMLil Wayne's Videotaped Deposition Is Mostly Hilarious, A Little Bit Scary, Completely Bewildering
Caity Weaver · 09/25/12 06:08PMPat Robertson Says Liberals Abort Their Babies to Be More Like Lesbians
John Cook · 04/26/11 12:35PMThe most confusing thing about this clip from The 700 Club, wherein Pat Robertson explains that married liberal women have abortions in order to put themselves on "a level playing field" with childless lesbians, is that he seems to think lesbians can't have children. Whatever you do, Pat, do not watch The Kids Are Alright. [via Little Green Footballs]
Bill O'Reilly Challenges 'Scientists' to Explain How the Moon Got There
John Cook · 02/02/11 02:17PMHow to Twist Scientific Studies to Promote Hate, by Andrea Peyser
Hamilton Nolan · 10/28/10 08:38AMAmerica's Goofiest College Race War
Hamilton Nolan · 03/03/10 09:31AMThe Fake Scandals That Global Warming Deniers Are Flogging
John Cook · 12/15/09 02:47PMNewspaper Lady to Explain Internet, In Book
Hamilton Nolan · 10/14/09 10:30AMObama Stars in Pro-Life Ad
Hamilton Nolan · 01/23/09 10:17AMIs Paige Davis The Victim Of The Strike or Her Own Suck?
JonLiu · 11/16/07 09:50AMVivacious redhead Paige Davis has agreed to return as host of a new HD version of the once-geisty TLC home-swap design show Trading Spaces. What does this all mean? Well, for one thing, that the Broadway dreams of one Paige Davis, who's played Roxie in the stage version of Chicago —she's a thespian on the level of Lisa Rinna and Ashlee Simpson!— are dashed. Tail between legs, she slinks back...but wait! Perhaps Paige Davis is merely the Terry Malloy of the troubled labor times! She does kinda look like a young Brando.