The Infinite Jest of Possible Lindsay Lohan Song 'Too Young to Die' Maureen O'Connor · 07/08/10 08:40PM Perez Hilton claims this song, entitled "Too Young to Die," is a leaked Lindsay Lohan track: "Crashing my car coming flying through the windshield... I'm oh I'm too young die." Where did this stunning display of tone-deafness come from?