The Real Housewives of Orange County are all eccentric in their own right—remember Vicki and the family fan freakout?—but on tonight's episode, Lynne's brand of crazy emerged victorious. Dumb, drunk and deranged, all in one episode—cuff, yeah!

Lynne Curtin, the spacey, leather-chested mom of two truants and barely-budding entrepreneur from The Real Housewives of Orange County, got a face lift on tonight's episode of the Bravo reality show. She loved the results. We beg to differ.