Action hero Kiefer Sutherland pines his high school crush Susan Glenn in a brooding Wes Anderson-esque spot for Axe Body Spray.

Americans have long been subjected to the fun, rapey Axe Body Spray ads, which attempt to demonstrate to awkward males that all they need to mate with the right girl is a little body spray, and maybe some roofies.

This woman seems to think that taunting her pet lynx is cute. That's because she's stupid. It may not be today, it may not be tomorrow...but mauling is imminent.