When it comes to shelf-stable macaroni and cheese products, today’s consumers expect a premium brand offering a premium product. That’s what makes it so exciting to be alive in the United States of America in 2016.

No doubt inspired by professional actors reciting Yelp reviews in dramatic fashion, Awkward Spaceship troupe member Dave Urlakis pours himself a mactini and performs a dramatic reading of the ingredients that make up a box of Kraft macaroni & cheese.