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Machete-Wielding Man Struck by Two Hit-and-Run Drivers
Chris Thompson · 10/20/15 09:45PMThis crazy-ass cellphone video shows a man stalking an intersection in Oakland with a machete before being first backed into by a red sedan and then smacked hard by a white sedan. The man responds to being deliberately backed into by chopping the hell out of the side of the red car. The footage is certainly troubling.
London Soldier Hacked To Death By Machete-Wielding Terrorists
Ken Layne · 05/22/13 12:40PMA horrifying daytime attack by local terrorists armed with meat cleavers took the life of U.K. soldier Lee Rigby, who was butchered and left dead in the street in southeast London. The crazed killers shouted "Allahu Akbar" after completing their grisly crime and then demanded stunned passers-by take video.
Charlie Sheen: 'It Wasn't Even My Machete'
Brian Moylan · 03/11/11 06:20PMPolice raided Charlie Sheen's house last night looking for weapons after he was seen brandishing a machete from his balcony earlier in the week. He claims it wasn't his and it belongs to the "guy [he] was having a meeting with." Sorry, Charlie, that excuse didn't work when my mom found my bong when I was in high school and it's not going to work now.
Here's a One Minute Claymation Recap of Machete
Matt Toder · 01/04/11 02:30PMMachete Denied Tax Breaks for Hurting Texas's Feelings
Richard Lawson · 12/09/10 10:38AMJessica Alba Has Been Digitally Undressed
Maureen O'Connor · 10/19/10 04:27PMAmerica Finally Defeats Mexico In Historic Labor Day Battle
Richard Lawson · 09/07/10 10:08AMMachete Gets All Political and Stuff
Richard Lawson · 08/30/10 12:05PMMachete: The Bloodier the Trailer, the Better the Movie?
Richard Lawson · 07/23/10 01:03PMRobert Rodriguez's Cinco de Mayo F— You to Arizona
Maureen O'Connor · 05/05/10 06:24PMGrindhouse director Robert Rodriguez apparently put together an early trailer for star-studded Mexploitation film Machete as a "Cinco de Mayo message for Arizona," featuring the likes of Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, and Danny Trejo fighting violently to protect illegal immigrants from racist politicians.