Alert siren alert: lovable rascal Miley Cyrus has an official new pseudo-Kennedy boyfriend. Arnold Schwarzenegger's son Patrick, 21, brought the pop star under the lights of the L.A. Memorial Coliseum last night to watch his college football game (USC beat Cal 38-30). He also took a selfie of them making out.

Last week, fundamentalist Christian newlyweds Jessa Duggar Seewald and Ben Seewald posted a steamy makeout pic to Instagram, fueling rumors that they consummated their marriage right in the back of the church after the wedding.

Why didn't you call me when you got my texts? I texted you like four times because I had something important to tell you. Ohmygod, don't be a bitch to me right now, something can be important even if it's a group text. Whatever, shut up, I have big news: