Popular (and wacky!) radio DJs John and Rasheed from Berlin's JAM FM know—just like you and I—that the single defining characteristic of every single human woman is their breasts. So in an attempt to see what it would be like to trade a Y chromosome for an X, the two got pumped with a saline solution to give them 24-hour C-cup "breasts." They learned a lot.

The public relations industry is the sports bra of professions: outwardly flattering, but sweaty, oppressive, and unsexy beneath the surface. This is PR Dummies. The worst of the worst, every week.

Theoretical question: What does a congressman who never bothered to tie his tie properly, comb his hair, or button his top shirt button even when he was trying to win elections dress like after he's announced his retirement and stopped caring entirely? It really is an interesting theoretical question.

It's true! Soy in your diet raises estrogen levels. Bad news for Paul Scheer on The League. Watch as he progressively gets more and more in touch with his feminine side.

Sure, everybody loved ol' Bob from Fight Club and his giant set of bitch tits. But in real life they tend to be not-so-appealing.

I hate TMZ, truly, I do. But I hate pudgy rich homicide-victim-in-waiting Brandon Davis even more. So here's the sniveling little shit dropping the N-bomb.

It turns out that all is not wrong with the world; apparently, that male lactation video we linked to yesterday is, thankthegoodfuckinglord, fake, as per this tipster: