[The American Museum of Natural History got made up like a sub-aquatic Studio 54 last night for its annual Museum Dance fundraiser. Image via Getty]

[The lines of people filing their taxes at the last minute at the James A. Farley Post Office on Eighth Ave started early today. They're probably hell now. You have until midnight, people! Image via AP]

[Is this what happens when a temperamental passenger realizes a cabbie has been price gouging? Nah. But this taxi did suddenly burst into flames on Ninth Ave in Manhattan today. Image via Splash]

[The High Line was the place to go for people looking to catch some sun on this 91-degree, record breaking day. Image via Getty]

People have used math to determine that Lexington Ave. at 60th St. is the best place to catch a cab in Manhattan. Check out the sweet taxi "heat maps" from the New York Times and never walk anywhere again. [FlowingData]

Thousands of NYC doormen and apartment building workers are threatening a strike later this month.

[Regis Philbin and Carrie Ann Inaba joke outside of the ABC studios in Manhattan today where Inaba was a guest host on Live with Regis and Kelly. Image via INF]

[Fashion chancellor Karl Lagerfeld is held aloft in a crane while shooting the new Chanel campaign on the Lower East Side. Image via Getty]

[Jenyne Butterfy practiced her pole dancing routine last night before performing in the U.S. Pole Dance National Championship in Manhattan today. Image via Getty]

They came on foot, by bicycle and skateboard. They filled the Soho streets like a dirty flood. Traffic was blocked and the Fire Department was called. It was an art opening for pictures of naked people and everyone was there.

[This reveler overdid it a bit on the flair at the St. Patrick's Day Parade along Fifth Ave today. We're sure he didn't skimp on the Guinness afterward either. Image via Getty]

[This isn't a jumper. It's one of 31 life-size fiberglass statues installed by British artist Antony Gormley around NYC yesterday. Image via Getty]

A study of the 57 largest metropolitan areas in the country shows NYC is only the seventh craziest. Cincinnati is nuttiest. What? Cincinnati? If we don't have loons on the street, what do we have?

[Two eight-foot Oscars were loaded into a paddy wagon today after being arrested for indecent exposure and threatening police with swords while wandering around midtown Manhattan. Image via Getty]

[A mad hatter escaped from this painting by Vincent Desiderio at the Armory Show and escaped with the crowd into the black hole. Guess he'll miss the fine art show opening tomorrow. Image via Getty]

[... But this picture is so delightful. It makes us love New York so. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. Image via Getty]

[ Vogue editor-at-large André Leon Talley's mad hat got all the attention last night at the CW's press party for America's Next Top Model and High Society in Manhattan. Image via Getty]

[Camera crews film the reactions of people watching Tiger Woods' press conference on every screen in a Manhattan restaurant today. Notice the absence of waitresses. Image via Getty]

[Someone walks across the snow-slicked sidwalk outside of Madison Square Garden during today's storm. Image via Getty]

[Go ahead laugh at this man falling over in Sheep's Meadow in Central Park during a 1993 snow storm. It won't be so funny tomorrow when you try to trudge your way to work through the snow. Image via Getty]