marathons
As Your Gym Membership Collects Dust, Man Beats Fastest Marathon Record
Dayna Evans · 09/28/14 09:40AMMy 14-Hour Search for the End of TGI Friday's Endless Appetizers
Caity Weaver · 07/18/14 08:05AMWhat if I told you that mozzarella sticks never had to end? That for $10, you could eat for free (for $10) for the rest of your natural life? That there exists a spot in the space-time continuum in which it is always Friday? That there are free refills on all Slushes™ excluding Red Bull® branded items?
Sarah Palin's Marathon Time Was Two Minutes Faster Than Paul Ryan's
Taylor Berman · 09/03/12 03:45PMIt was bad enough that Paul Ryan compulsively lied about his marathon time, but now comes word that, among recent vice-presidential candidates who ran marathons, Ryan is only the third fastest. John Edwards posted the fastest time at three hours and thirty minutes. Impressive, if not super surprising; you don't get to be as monstrously vain and awful as him without a masochistic workout regimen. The real surprise here, though – and the one sure to sting the most to Ryan – is the report that former Alaska Governor and current reality TV matriarch Sarah Palin ran a marathon in three hours and fifty-nine minutes, a full two minutes faster than Ryan's time.
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Hamilton Nolan · 12/07/11 02:55PMGuy Who Live-Sketched N.Y. Marathon While Running It Is Doubly Impressive
Max Read · 11/06/11 04:08PMLive-streaming? Boring. Live-Tweeting? Laaaame. Live-sketching is where it's at, kids! Christoph Niemann, who draws a fantastic column for The New York Times Magazine, just finished live-sketching the New York City Marathon as he ran it—meaning that he's both a more talented artist than you and in better shape. You can take a look back through his marker—and, for the last couple miles, paint—renditions at his Twitter accounts @AbstractSunday and @AbstractSunday1. Neimann didn't stop to do these drawings (though we bet he slowed down for the hard stuff)—we're told he was practicing for months to get the hang of sketching and running simultaneously. (We've been practicing for years and we can barely run, period, so we're in awe). [NYTM, @AbstractSunday]
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Hamilton Nolan · 11/04/11 03:28PMVoracious Americans Demand More Calories in Snak Paks
Hamilton Nolan · 04/21/11 02:53PMSumo Wrestler Breaks Marathon Record
Jeff Neumann · 03/21/11 04:10AMMan Runs 365 Marathons in 365 Days
Max Read · 02/07/11 02:12AMJapanese Runner Makes Wrong Turn at the End of a Marathon
Matt Cherette · 01/04/11 08:27PMWell, this is unfortunate! Here's a video of the final seconds of last weekend's Tokyo-Hakone relay marathon. Watch as—with less than 200 meters to go—longtime frontrunner Natsuki Terada makes an accidental wrong turn and loses the race. Ouch.
Watch 45,000 People Run a Marathon in Under Two Minutes
Brian Moylan · 11/08/10 05:57PMFact: What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger, Except Tuna Fish
Hamilton Nolan · 10/19/10 03:01PMJillian Michaels' Poor Form Is The Biggest Loser
Hamilton Nolan · 10/13/10 02:39PMKen Jeong & Joel McHale Play Host to Last Night's Community Marathon
Whitney Jefferson · 07/09/10 11:30AMIf you missed the Community marathon that NBC aired last night, we've totally got you covered. The bad news? The hilarious duo failed to get a laugh out of us in these cheesy, laugh-track-filled spots.