Apparently no one would hire him. "Markus" had fewer than 10 clients, ever, which means the New York Post provided over 10 percent of his customers. Between this guy and Ashley Dupre, the Post really is an employer of hos.

"Marcus," the first male prostitute at Nevada brothel the Shady Lady Ranch, would be a great character for a screen play. However, based on the interview he gave Details, he will make for a lousy businessman.

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