Freakishly adorable English actress Carey Mulligan is officially off the market: today she married Mumford & Sons' Marcus Mumford — thereby forcing many bloggers to resort to alliteration. The whole thing sounds lovely, in part because they both have accents, but also because there were no paparazzi present.

George Clooney's rumored rebound fling could fling him across the room. Carey Mulligan gets engaged. Kim Kardashian emulates Kate Middleton. Hugh Hefner planks. Demi Lovato credits her success to Barney the dinosaur. Thursday gossip dominates.