As if it were any kind of surprise, tonight we found out why Marge fell from straight-A student to put-upon housewife. Get all the dirt, plus Homer's choice life advice in this clip.

Tonight Marge became surprisingly funny with her purchase of a "Marc Fredericks" bag and the subsequent social boost she received. See the show's take on some haute couture brands inside.

Click to viewAnyone hoping that tonight's episode of "The Simpsons"—in which Marge strips for a charity calendar—would say something interesting/funny about that fairly creepy Playboy spread was sorely disappointed.

If you're going to have to report on someone's nude spread, I guess I'm more comfortable objectifying Marge Simpson than an actual human being. Behold: the Marge Simpson Playboy Pics have leaked online. Are you ready to feel strange?

Jon and Kate Gosselin completely suck at life. Michael Jackson was weird on The Simpsons. Weird! Weirdos will get off on Marge Simpson in Playboy. Carrey Mulligan? Emmy Rossum! Pervy Dr. Phil, many more. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup:

Kelly Bensimon has odor issues. Marge Simpson will have a 3-page Playboy spread. Isaiah Washington's still having a hard time finding work. And Nicolas Cage has a lot of money the government wants. Enjoy your Friday morning gossip roundup!

Before it suddenly wasn't, CEO Jim Safka's plan to save Ask.com was to turn it into a search engine for midwestern women. According to a pair of tipsters, he explained his idea to employees by using this clip of Marge Simpson Googling herself.