Man Accused of Belligerent Act of Parrot Theft
Lauri Apple · 08/06/11 03:05PM
Every day brings new, difficult choices to make. Should we go to Andover and learn how to rap, or enroll at Ohio University and major in fun? Should we switch to a cheaper beer? And should we trade our parrot for a computer and some cash, or keep the parrot and buy a computer instead?