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CNBC's Microsoft Fail
John Cook · 10/26/09 04:30PMCNBC: The Movie
John Cook · 05/01/09 11:58AMDid you know that CNBC is not a financial network? It is in reality a wacky summer coming-of-age movie. It's anchors are characters, and you, the viewer, are a mixed-up 14-year-old. Let's watch some clips:
CNBCer Addled By New Depression
John Cook · 03/19/09 03:37PMCNBC's Mark Haines used to anchor Squawk Box. Now that the money's gone, he wanders around the floor of the New York Stock Exchange talking to himself. Or maybe drinking. Here's a compilation: