White Guy's Stolen Bike Means That He Must Be Racist From Now On Hamilton Nolan · 04/09/12 04:06PM Mark Judge is a white guy. He lives in DC. He had a bike. A few days ago, his bike was stolen. He doesn't know who stole his bike. But the theft of his bike does have a silver lining: it has freed Mark Judge to be a racist, from now on. Huzzah!