Recently, Nick Offerman stopped by the Martha Stewart Show to talk about wood. Nothing sexual (perverts!) but about his beloved hobby of woodworking. Discovering how truly manly Offerman is in real life makes Ron Swanson that much more masculine.

"I knew several Don Drapers," began the domestic goddess during yesterday's show. Inside, listen to her slurred stories of modeling days past when she'd parade around in her bikini "in front of this table of men probably drinking martinis." Fancy!

Today's Martha Stewart Show was all about chickens. These two specimens aren't your usual chicks, though—in fact, they look more like some nightmarish version of Diana Ross than your everyday hen with those coiffures.

The stars of Jersey Shore know how to haggle. NBC buys a show from Conan O'Brien. Everyone loves Clint Eastwood, Martha Stewart pulls an Oprah and a pharmaceutical company-backed obesity documentary raises eyebrows. Are you ready for trade roundup time?