Leave it to Martha Stewart to sneak in a snobby dig in even the most pleasant of segments. In this video, Stewart bluntly vocalizes her dislike of the R&B star's haircut.

While cooking up some barbecued pork sandwiches with the Bromberg brothers of NYC's Blue Ribbon restaurant empire, Martha Stewart was shocked to see some pork shrinkage. Bigger isn't always better, Martha.

During her interview with Medium's Patricia Arquette, Martha Stewart revealed she has "little premonitions". Would have been nice to have one of those before she went to prison.

Despite being Contributing Editor of Vogue, Andre Leon Talley shocked us all this morning by confusing the rich buttery bread Brioche with the Chignon, a french twist hairstyle. Zut alors!

Terrorizing the crafting corner of their former elementary school, Kathie Lee and Martha must have been real trouble makers. This morning on Martha's show the pair discuss being locked in closets and rebelling against their brownie troops.

Martha and Rachel Maddow demonstrated that no spring treat is complete without breaking out the powertools. Here Martha once again proves that she wears the pants in her kitchen. Eat your heart out, Rachel!

Jim Cramer was on The Martha Stewart Show ready as always with some 'sound financial advice.' This time Cramer has figured out how to assuage our financial woes and stresses through gardening - by planting a money tree!

A financial expert was giving advice about tracking expenses online when Martha interrupted with questions about debit cards, asking "Does it just beep? What does it do when you overdraw?" Ten bucks says Martha's never received an overdraft charge, either.

Martha Stewart has to get freaky in the bedroom. She had twins on today's show for no discernable reason other than doubling the craft output on the show. Everything was going swimmingly until she brought up the subject of wife-swapping.

Every day in New York City, celebrities are sweating on the treadmill next to you at the gym and taking up tables at restaurants. Lately in #stalker sightings: Richard Gere, Alan Cumming, Lady Gaga, and Mischa Barton.

Today's Martha was all about Yoga and her experts got down to the important stuff: farting. Apparently, it's okay to do— but the real question is whether it's socially acceptable to laugh at those who can't hold it in!

• Despite Pentagon plea, newspapers realize that 2,000th Iraq death really is new. [NYT]
• Sean McManus, president of CBS Sports, is still the new president of CBS News. He's Jim McKay's son, and one day last week he thought that Harriet Miers was a bigger news story than the White Sox. [NYT]
• Meanwhile, in a CBS men's room, Mike Wallace and Dan Rather engage in a pissing match. [Radar]
• Tim Russert is a pivotal witness in Libby case while also being, well, Tim Russert. [NYT]
• New Teen People is already Majewski-fied, although the former Us Weekly resdesign doesn't technically hit till February.
• Biz magazines are in trou-ble. [Mediabweek]
• Martha Stewart wants a job at Martha Stewart. [NYP]
• Newsweek's Tom Masland obituary: "Then Tom stepped off that curb, and was hit by the offside mirror on a passing SUV; a freak collision on a rainy night that propelled him to the ground and caused massive brain damage. ... Thomas Wootton Masland died in intensive care at St. Luke's Hospital three days later, on Oct. 27, with his sons, Richard, Robert and James, his mother, brother and two sisters by his side, as Gina [his wife, a jazz singer] sang 'When the Saints Go Marching In.'" [Newsweek]