While Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have managed, throughout the years, to frighten people with their fashion choices, it's never been anything quite like this: a clip from one of their films, slowed down, and turned into the scariest thing ever.

Back when Ashley and Mary-Kate were huge, and kids videos were apparently written by meth-addled conceptual pizza cooks, this frenetically terrifying music video was somehow allowed into circulation. Enjoy, but beware; this might actually melt your brain.

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It's hard to believe that before these two girls were style icons, they were making these terrible music videos. Here, the two dream about a life where they don't have to listen to adults anymore because they're the president.