When Meat Loaf announced last night that he was giving Mitt Romney his first-ever political endorsement because Barack Obama said the Cold War was over and Romney was therefore the only candidate left who was willing to stand up to the Red Menace, the jokes pretty much wrote themselves.

Rocker Meat Loaf once mistook a ghost for a groupie, he claimed in a recent interview.

Hollywood's secretest couple is not so secret anymore. Also today: Rachel Zoe is a tremendous idiot, Meatloaf passes out, and Paz de la Huerta lotions up.

Ahhh, an homage to Rocky Horror. As if there was any other way for Glee to celebrate Halloween? Adam Shankman (the same guy who did the Step Up movies) smacked this baby into the world. And it was good.

Today at Gawker.TV, Evangeline Lilly talks Lost, Meat Loaf has a questionable appearance on Today, Kristen Wiig on the MacGruber movie, Stephen Colbert's solution to the oil spill, and How I Met Your Mother reveals the fourth doppleganger.

The musician who's named after a family dinner staple dropped by The Today Show to promote his new album (out today.) Unfortunately, his incoherent speech and wacky antics made us wonder if he hit the sauce Kathie Lee-style.

This could either be the most annoying thing on television or it could be the most annoying and hilarious thing on television: Al Sharpton is your Colmes-for-a-Day!

Times deputy editor and stylebook guru Philip B. Corbett is the very special host of this week's Talk to the Newsroom feature, and the Q&A has been pretty entertaining if you're a total nerd for grammar and usage. (The Life in Hell-ish "banned" phrase list is pretty great.) It's also been full of questions that the Times has answered before—in one case, quite literally! Also? Now that everyone can read nearly everything the Times has ever printed for free, there's really no reason for people to keep asking the exact same "Mr. Loaf" question.