Meg Stapleton, a.k.a. "Sarah Palin's Brain," has quit as the former Alaska Governor's spokeswoman, perhaps because Palin would like to hire a literate adult.

Just before midnight, a "note" was posted on Sarah Palin's Facebook page titled, "Concerning the 'Death Panels.'" Predictably, the media latched onto it and reported her thoughts. However, there's a problem: there's no way in hell Sarah Palin wrote it.