With 4.8 million total viewers, last night's Megalodon: The Monster Shark Lives became the highest rated, most-watched Shark Week broadcast of all time. If you chum, they will come, and if you make shit up entirely, they will come hard.

Above is the too-fast-to-read disclaimer that flashed onscreen during the final moments of Megalodon: The Monster Shark Lives, the two-hour mockumentary that opened the Discovery Channel's 26th Shark Week last night. The full text reads: